I love duct tape. No, I’m not sure you understand my love for the sticky, durable, endlessly useful stuff. In high school I made custom wallets for my friends even including coin pockets and custom decorations sealed in with clear packing tape. I think I charged $5/wallet and I made some decent dough. All the cool kids had one- well, all my friends at least.
Imagine the joy when I happened upon a display at my local Staples store, proudly selling not just colored duct tape, but patterned duct tape! It even comes in sheets so as not to limit your creativity to a 2" stripe. The rolls though, they come in plaid, zebra, flames, and even hounds tooth.
I can’t immediately think of a current need for any of these designs but fear not, I will soon! I think I’ll start with my emergency roll for camping. Biggest question is tie dye, or camo- which will my friends mock more?
Duct tape, it’s said, holds the world together, so why not hold it together in style?